Lindsay Lohan Update

This story just gets crazier and crazier as more information becomes available. I still can't believe that it all went down just around the corner from my apartment and I missed stumbling upon the scene on my way home from work by like a half hour. If I just would have left a half hour earlier, I could have scooped TMZ.com.

Also, if I've said it once, I've said it a million times. The FIRST thing I will do when I am filthy rich is to find my own personal Turtle. So many of these celebrity problems could be avoided if they just had a driver who was also a friend that could act as the voice of reason.

Kaw Kaw Kaw Kaaaaaw

It is 10PM and I am still at work. I am sitting here with absolutely nothing to do. Waiting for the SLOWEST person on Earth to finish their review of a few faxed ballots so that I can pass them through my girlfriend ScanMark 2500. I have spent the last half hour surfing around YouTube and thought I would post this great chicken dance compilation from Arrested Development. The chicken dance makes me laugh every time I see it and is just what I needed right now. Thank you Mr. Inventor of The YouTube. You are a gentleman and a scholar.