THE_REAL_SHAQ

If you are on Twitter and are not following THE_REAL_SHAQ than you are totally missing out on the highest of high comedy. Not only does The Big Aristotle, or is he The Big Cactus or Shaqtus now? I can't keep up, post frequently but his posts are absolutely perfect. A couple of days ago he confessed to tweeting from the toilet and as a result dropping his phone in the toilet. Yesterday he posted that he was in a mall in Phoenix and the first person to touch him and mention Twitter would receive 2 tickets to a game. So seriously. Follow THE_REAL_SHAQ. Your days will be so much better as a result.