This weekend I learned that tailpipes are not the equivalent of the appendix. Tailpipes do in fact serve a purpose and should not be removed prior to driving hundreds of miles at high speeds. Doing so will result in extremely high temperatures that may or may not melt kites stored on the inside of the vehicle and be the impetus for such comments as "that smell (of burning plastic) is definitely coming from our car" and "I think I now have the Nissan logo branded on my right cheek."Removing the tailpipe may also force the passengers to live like homeless people outside an abandoned restaurant in Thousand Oaks until a generous friend commonly known as The Skanch saves the day.
Once again, tailpipes are not the equivalent of the appendix. Tailpipes do in fact serve a purpose and should not be removed. If extenuating circumstances dictate the removal of the tailpipe, ensure that a plastic kite is stored in the vehicle to serve as an indicator of extreme temperatures. If this advice is not heeded, the vehicle could spontaneously combust and ruin your day.
5 comments:
not the first car you've left by the side of the road, probably wont be the last one either.
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Funny post, but the most humorous part are the labels attached to this post. Do you expect to have multiple posts related to being "Homeless in Thousand Oaks"?
I assume the tag "redneck" is referring to Mike Warner. Talk about a hick...
Ahh man, this must have really sucked...but I'm starting to feel like you can turn anything into a funny experience by blogging about it.
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